Best Of Gregg Scott's Twitter. 04.20.2008


04.20.2008

Pope's Visit Weather: Partly guilty with scattered 'sorry's. Shame heavy at times overnight. Sunday, Hail in the morning. Then mostly funny.
02:04 AM April 20, 2008

On Twitter as the graph demonstrates it's all about I, I'm, Me, You and sometimes We.
03:01 AM April 20, 2008

By only inches I avoid the violent expulsion from a crow perched overhead while sitting on a sidewalk bench.
02:18 PM April 20, 2008

By the time I found a rock big enough to throw at the offending bird he, or she, had left the crime scene.
02:22 PM April 20, 2008

Life lesson: Time spent trying to punish those who have done you wrong or in this case almost done you wrong is a precious resource wasted.
02:25 PM April 20, 2008

The amount of housework being accomplished in the interest of avoiding doing taxes is phenomenal. 02:52 PM April 20, 2008

Having Sushi with the boys. 3 men. Raw meat. 'Nuf said.
07:31 PM April 20, 2008

At first glance I thought the sign in the parking garage said 'MAX IRISHMAN'. Who? No. Upon closer examination it read 'MAX 1HR15MIN'.
08:20 PM April 20, 2008

Cruising with the guys. Sharing our feelings with each other. Brief moments of empathy followed by cutting mockery.
08:46 PM April 20, 2008

My buddies oblige my Twittering with the same congenial tolerance you might have for a dog that can't stop licking his nuts.
09:07 PM April 20, 2008